Here's Johnny's

A restaurant – but enough about its good points. This place is overpriced, serves up mediocre food, pricey, has an American theme – pure genius! – and it's expensive. It boasts enviable views of a car park to one side – not even a very interesting one – and a paper re–cycling plant to the other. The food is average, bearable maybe, if only it wasn't brought to your table by a mob of faux rednecks, limply masquerading as American style 'diner' staff. A possible up–side is that the pot of crayons at each table, which means you can draw all forms of genitalia on the paper tablecloths, which the staff have never seen anyone else do before. That and the half–decent cocktails, but you'll need to pawn your grandfathers war medals before you venture into drinks territory here. Did I mention how expensive it is?

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