Crusty Bin

Somewhere with the words 'Bin' and 'Crusty' in the title was never going to attract the glamour contingent. And a café where you wouldn't feel out of place if you puked on your shoes over breakfast after a night on the jars doesn't sound very tempting, though we appreciate the sentiment. Crusty is cheap and scuzzy – you can imagine them haplessly dropping their fag ash onto your tinned tomatoes – – the height of greasy spoon chic.

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