Evolution

'Hmm, let's think about it - a cinema, a gym, restaurants - what else can we stick in our little entertainment village? Oh, I know, let's put a nightclub in there too. No. Are you kidding? It'll be great. There's young 'uns everywhere here. We can make it like the nightclubs everyone used to go to when they were sixteen and we can have surf machines, rodeos, cheap drinks and general cheese. Oh they'll love it.' Well, we don't actually. It's awful. If you don't agree with us, then put this book down very slowly, put your hands in your pockets, and keep walking 'til the top of your head gets wet.

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