Debenhams

Debenhams is now trying to appeal to people who still have their own teeth, with younger designers and concessions like Faith and Topshop alongside a vast cosmetics range and a choking number of perfume counters, but it just doesn't get our juices flowing. Itchy thinks they should do something radical to revive our interest, like rename it Deb 'n' Hams and have Paul Daniels' missus serving up sides of pork as she shimmers in her sequin dresses. We'd go then. As it stands, less than magical.

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