Gash

The best erotic lifestyle store around? Corset is. Stocking the cr?ème-de-la-cr?ème in lingerie, toys, cosmetics and books, whether you're looking for something that holds DD boobs or AA batteries, Gash are sure to have it in its very sexiest sort. Classy not brassy, Itchy loves its free 'Gash Girls Nights' held on the first Wednesday of every month at Townhouse; expect talks, treats, and to want to do far more when you get home than simply take off your heels and order a meatfeast deep pan. When Itchy told our mate Dave about the 'Tongue Joy' gadget we'd purchased, he declared, 'That's just like the rhyming kitchen product; 'Gash, loves the jobs you hate''. This revealed both his dire bedroom prowess and an acute lack of grease-busting knowledge - that's Mr Muscle, not Flash, twazzock. When he's finished with the sink, we've got his girlie some personalised pants to help him patch things up, embroidered with the words 'Dave, come on down'. Our own deluxe satin pair look stunning, but maybe having them personalised with 'Itchy' wasn't such a good idea.

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