Swim & Gym

All Leeds City Council leisure centres allow you unlimited access to any fitness class, gym or swimming session if you get yourself a snappily named Bodyline card, which sounds uncannily like a retro range of spraypump gels by Wella. If Itchy's body had a line, it certainly wouldn't have been drawn with a ruler, sporting a few more bumps than we'd prefer and probably reading something like 'We love pork pies, us, especially the salty jelly and the white lardy chunks'. Throw your wobbly bits away by working up some perspiration pumping iron, and then share your rancid bodily fluid with everyone else by diving into the pool. Marvellous.

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